Sunday, August 27, 2023

TAKEAWAYS FROM COLLEGE FOOTBALL WEEK ZERO

Sam Hartman (Peter Miller/Associated Press)
The first weekend of college football for 2023 is in the books, and while it was an abbreviated slate, there were some excellent games and a few standout performances.

There was the exuberance of UMass, the hearbreak of UTEP, the euphoria of Louisiana Tech and the machine-like precision of Notre Dame. What there wasn't was a ton of eyes on USC and reigning Heisman Trophy winner Caleb Williams, who were relegated to the Pac-12 for the opener with San Jose State -- and that may as well have been the public access station at midnight for the number of folks who saw it.

Sure, we don't know anything about the teams at this moment, and really won't until about week three or four. But these are our snap judgements after Week Zero.

NOTRE DAME -- Dismantled what was supposed to be a new-look Navy team with precision and brawn and efficiency -- and a shiny new quarterback in Wake Forest transfer Sam Hartman.

Hartman was calm and composed on the occasions where the pocket broke down, adeptly stepping up to extend plays and firing the ball on a line to a number of receivers. Yeah, I know it was Navy. The Irish were bigger, stronger, faster and were SUPPOSED to do those things. But it is pretty obvious when a player is good, no matter the competition. Hart,am brings stability to an offense that was far to sledgehammer and not enough sports car last season, and he has some help, too.

Running back Audric Estime looked like a different back and a difference maker, routinely running to contact and breaking tackles. A bowling ball sort, he has surprisingly nifty feet and an ability to get upfield quickly. 

Linebackers JD Bertrand and Marist Liufau were dominant on defense, weaving their way through traffic to find the football and packing a wallop when they did. Bertrand reminds me of Michael Stonebreaker with his instincts and an ability to flow to the football. He was all over the field and should be a vital part of the Irish defense.

The team speed is improved, but there is still a heavy bully factor to the Irish. It will be difficult to get a real gauge on them until the opposition improves.

UMASS -- The Minutemen not only erased a 24-game road losing streak, but looked solid in doing so.

In quarterback Taisum Phommachanh (ex of Clemson), the Minutemen have a guy who can run and throw and keep opposing defenses off-balance. 

The defense was more aggressive and a better tackling outfit than last year's group, which was one of the worst stop units in America last season. Safety Tyler Rudolph was a presence, and end Marcus Bradley was excellent setting the edge and a force against the run game. I'm not saying there will be a parade or anything in Amherst this season, but Don Brown's bunch looks like a squad on the uptick.

LOUISIANA TECH -- The Bulldogs were 0-3 in one-score contests last season, so to pull out a last-minute, five-point win against Florida International was progress. 

Hank Bachmeier put up nice numbers but didn't have a real impact, save for his dart to Smoke Harris that was taken 64 yards for a score in the second quarter. Oh, he had some moments, and made some tight window throws. But he also had a couple of poor decisions and uncertainty, which could easily be ironed out as the season progresses.

Harris is a game-changer with his speed, and that was evident on his touchdown. It was a simple slant into zone coverage, Bachmeier placed the ball perfectly and Harris outran the defense to the end zone. He can be a real weapon this season, and if the Bulldogs turn things around from last year's 3-9 campaign, this pitch-and-catch duo will be a big reason behind it.

People don't typically watch the offensive line, but do yourself a favor and pay attention to center Abraham Delfin. He was a mauler against FIU and seems to treat every play like it could be his last. He's powerful and smart and one of the more unheralded pivots in all of college football.

VANDERBILT -- Head coach Clark Lea has the Commodores trending up, though they will need to play better than they did against Hawaii if they want to see true improvement. Yeah, Vandy scored 35 points and won the game, and quarterback AJ Swann looks ready to take the next step. His decison-making was quick and his throws were generally on point, but the Vandy defense needs work. 

Far too many times the secondary left Hawaii receivers open, allowing QB Brayden Schager to go over the top for big gains. Hawaii had pass plays of 50 and 45 yards, and seven pass plays in all that went for 20 yards or more. 

Wideout Will Sheppard is the real deal -- excellent body control, nice size, sticky hands. He had two touchdowns and was Swann's most reliable target for much of the contest. Sheppard is someone who will be heard from all season.

SAN DIEGO STATE -- The Aztecs did Aztecs things -- plodded along on offense, suffocated on defense and did just enough to win.

In Jalen Mayden, San Diego State has a guy who will never wow with stats, but he's efficient and he gets the ball to the right guy more often than not. 

Cody Moon is lights-out at linebacker, a dynamo who is all over the field and who is at his best moving forward. He was a disruptor all night against Ohio and could end up being one of the best defensive players in the Mountain West by the end of the season.

Punter Jack Browning is another special teams weapon for a team that is routinely among the best in America in that facet. His three punts averaged over 56 yards per, and he was able to help the Aztecs win the field position battle.

OHIO -- The Bobcats are obviously not the same without Kurtis Rourke at the controls, so the hope is that isn't out for any prolonged period.

Even in his absence, receiver Sam Wiglusz came to play, grabbing 10 passes for 103 yards -- including a couple of nifty sideline grabs.

Linebacker Bryce Houston is one to watch as he looks almost effortless chasing down the football. He's smooth yet powerful, and he was all over the field in the loss.

USC -- Based simply on highlights -- because, you know, Pac-12 Network -- the Trojans appear to be about the same as last season.

Caleb Williams was wondrous, freshman receiver Zachariah Branch was "Wow!" and the defense was WTF? 

Branch shows a rare gear in the open field -- watch his 96-yard kickoff return. He approaches the hole, hesistates for just a moment to allow a blocker to wall off his defender and then simply explodes through the hole and gets to the outside. It looked routine but was anything but. The Trojans have another young star on their hands, and he's going to be a problem.

Friday, June 30, 2023

GEORGIA LOOMS AS TOP DAWG FOR 2023

Just as much a part of college football as the transfer portal and offseason rumors, preseason polls keep the sport in the spotlight and make for some healthy debates. Some are more respected than others, but all are fun to peruse and compare. Most of the polls are a prediction of how the year will shake out, but a few are team strength metrics. Combining all of them makes the consensus fair, providing a cross-section of rankings.

With seemingly everyone and their mother putting out a preseason ranking this seemed to be a good time to collect as many as possible and combine them for an overall projection of what the 2023 season might look like. We have taken nine polls and tallied up the rankings, awarding 25 points for number 1, 24 for number 2, and so on. The individual polls will run after the consensus top 25.

The list will be updated as more rankings come in, and will be updated as close to the start of the regular season (August 27th) as possible.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL 2023 CONSENSUS TOP 25 

1 Georgia (8) 249

2 Michigan 207

3 Ohio State (1) 197

4 Alabama 186

5 LSU 180

6 USC 173

7 Penn State 170

8 Florida State 158

9 Clemson 150

10 Texas 147

11 Notre Dame 130

12 Tennessee 123

13 Washington 120

14 Oregon 114

15 Utah 100

16 Oklahoma 83

17 TCU 57

18 Oregon State 54

19 Kansas State 49

19 Wisconsin 49

21 Texas A&M 42

22 Ole Miss 36

23 North Carolina 22

23 South Carolina 22

25 Florida 20

OTHERS: Tulane 16; Iowa 13; UTSA 13; Texas Tech 11; Kentucky 9; UCLA 9; Arkansas 8; Mississippi State 6; Boise State 5; Pittsburgh 4; Toledo 4; Baylor 3; Memphis 2; Minnesota 2; Troy 1

ATHLON

1 Georgia

2 Michigan

3 Alabama

4 USC

5 Ohio State

6 LSU

7 Florida State

8 Penn State

9 Washington

10 Utah

11 Texas

12 Clemson

13 Oregon

14 Notre Dame

15 Tennessee

16 Oklahoma

17 Wisconsin

18 Kansas State

19 Oregon State

20 Texas A&M

21 Ole Miss

22 Tulane

23 TCU

24 UCLA

25 North Carolina

JOE BROBACK

1 Georgia

2 USC

3 Michigan

4 Florida State

5 Penn State

6 LSU

7 Washington

8 Ohio State

9 Tennessee

10 Clemson

11 Texas

12 Alabama

13 Oregon

14 Notre Dame

15 Utah

16 North Carolina

17 Oklahoma

18 Oregon State

19 TCU

20 Tulane

21 Boise State

22 Ole Miss

23 Kansas State

24 Memphis

25 Troy

COLLEGE FOOTBALL FOCUS

1 Georgia

2 Michigan

3 LSU

4 Florida State

5 USC

6 Ohio State

7 Alabama

8 Penn State

9 Notre Dame

10 Clemson

11 Washington

12 Texas

13 Oregon State

14 Oklahoma

15 South Carolina

16 Oregon

17 Tennessee

18 UTSA

19 Texas Tech

20 Utah

21 Wisconsin

22 Kansas State

23 Ole Miss

24 Tulane

25 North Carolina

ESPN FPI

1 Ohio State

2 Georgia

3 Alabama

4 LSU

5 Texas

6 Michigan

7 USC

8 Clemson

9 Notre Dame

10 Penn State

11 Oklahoma

12 Tennessee

13 Oregon

14 Florida State

15 Utah

16 Ole Miss

17 TCU

18 Florida

19 Texas A&M

20 Wisconsin

21 Washington

22 Texas Tech

23 Baylor

24 Oregon State

25 North Carolina

LINDY'S

1 Georgia

2 Michigan

3 Ohio State

4 Alabama

5 LSU

6 Florida State

7 Washington

8 Penn State

9 Texas

10 USC

11 Clemson

12 Notre Dame

13 Tennessee

14 Kansas State

15 Utah

16 TCU

17 Oregon State

18 Oregon

19 Wisconsin

20 Ole Miss

21 Oklahoma

22 Iowa

23 UTSA

24 South Carolina

25 Tulane

PRO FOOTBALL FOCUS

1 Georgia

2 Alabama

3 Ohio State

4 Michigan

5 Texas

6 Clemson

7 Penn State

8 LSU

9 Tennessee

10 USC

11 Notre Dame

12 Oregon

13 Oklahoma

14 Florida State

15 Utah

16 TCU

17 Kansas State

18 Arkansas

19 Kentucky

20 Florida

21 Washington

22 South Carolina

23 Mississippi State

24 Minnesota

25 Pittsburgh

SP+

1 Georgia

2 Ohio State

3 Michigan

4 Alabama

5 Penn State

6 Tennessee

7 LSU

8 Oregon

9 Texas

10 USC

11 Florida State

12 Clemson

13 Utah

14 Oklahoma

15 Notre Dame

16 Washington

17 Texas A&M

18 Ole Miss

19 TCU

20 Florida

21 UCLA

22 Kansas State

23 Mississippi State

24 Kentucky

25 Wisconsin

PHIL STEELE

1 Georgia

2 Clemson

3 Michigan

4 Alabama

5 Ohio State

6 Penn State

7 USC

8 Florida State

9 LSU

10 Notre Dame

11 Texas

12 Texas A&M

13 Wisconsin

14 Washington

15 Oregon

16 Utah

17 Iowa

18 Oregon State

19 Tennessee

20 Oklahoma

21 North Carolina

22 Toledo

23 Pittsburgh

24 UTSA

25 TCU

THE SPORTING NEWS

1 Georgia

2 Michigan

3 Alabama

4 Ohio State

5 LSU

6 USC

7 Penn State

8 Washington

9 Florida State

10 Notre Dame

11 Tennessee

12 Oregon

13 Clemson

14 Texas

15 Utah

16 TCU

17 Kansas State

18 Wisconsin

19 Oregon State

20 Texas A&M

21 South Carolina

22 North Carolina

23 Tulane

24 UCLA

25 Oklahoma


 


 

 

 

  

Monday, June 12, 2023

Are You Ready For Some Football?

Yeah, the calendar says it's June, but if you know me you know that I am always thinking about college football. The season gets underway in late August, so for now people are looking for ways to get their fix.

 Here is a perfect solution -- check out my 2023 College Football Preview. It's something that has been worked on since April, and is something that brings me great pride. Sure, it's light on pictures and graphics, but that was an intentional decision as it was more important to provide quality information. 

 The preview is a digital download and is available below. The hope is that you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed working on it. By all means, provide whatever feedback you feel is necessary -- things you like, things you would cut, things you want to see more of. This is the first foray I've taken into the world of preview magazines, so there is bound to be some missteps along the way.

 There are more exciting things happening for me in the coming weeks and months, which I will share more about very soon.

 In the meantime, check out the preview.

College Football Focus Season Preview 2023

 


Saturday, March 11, 2023

Ranking Power 5 Football Schedules for 2023

 

Schedules have been released for the 2023 college football season, which means it's time to rank the non-conference slates -- the only aspect a team truly controls. I usually ding a team for scheduling FCS foes, but it is becoming so pervasive that it's pointless to harp on it too much. Scheduling more P5 teams is a huge plus, though.

When choosing best non-conference game, a matchup can only be used once. So even though it includes teams from two Power 5 leagues, it will only be mentioned once. So don't be angry if it's listed in one place but not another. 

Of course, once the season begins all of this will change. The schedule that looked intimidating will turn out to be a dud, while the one that was laughed at will suddenly look formidable.

Here is a breakdown of all of the Power 5 conference non-league schedules:

                                                         ATLANTIC COAST CONFERENCE
It's apparent that the league feels Notre Dame is a de facto member, even though it went back to its Independent status after the COVID season of 2020. Five ACC squads will play the Fighting Irish in 2023, including 2022 Irish victim Clemson. Tennessee, Texas A&M, Florida, South Carolina and Cincinnati dot ACC schedules, which on the whole are not terrible. UConn appears on three ACC slates, while Old Dominion will face a pair of league teams.
 
Kudos to Florida State, which has LSU and Florida as bookends on its schedule, and a home contest against Southern Miss that may not be the cakewalk everyone expects.

BEST NON-CONFERENCE GAME
Notre Dame at Clemson
SNEAKY GOOD NON-CONFERENCE GAME
James Madison at Virginia
UNDERACHIEVERS NON-CONFERENCE GAME
Texas A&M at Miami
BRAINIAC NON-CONFERENCE GAME
Northwestern at Duke
 
1 FLORIDA STATE: vs LSU/Southern Miss/North Alabama/Florida
2 NORTH CAROLINA: vs South Carolina/Appalachian State/Minnesota/Campbell
3 PITTSBURGH: Wofford/Cincinnati/at West Virginia/at Notre Dame
4 CLEMSON: Charleston Southern/Florida Atlantic/Notre Dame/South Carolina
5 VIRGINIA: v Tennessee/James Madison/at Maryland/William & Mary
6 GEORGIA TECH: South Carolina State/at Ole Miss/Bowling Green/Georgia
7 LOUISVILLE: Murray State/vs Indiana/Notre Dame/Kentucky
8 VIRGINIA TECH: Old Dominion/Purdue/at Rutgers/at Marshall
9 MIAMI: Miami Ohio/Texas A&M/Bethune-Cookman/at Temple
10 WAKE FOREST: Elon/Vanderbilt/at Old Dominion/at Notre Dame
11 NC STATE: at UConn/Notre Dame/VMI/Marshall
12 DUKE: Lafayette/Northwestern/at UConn/Notre Dame
13 SYRACUSE: Colgate/Western Michigan/at Purdue/Army
14 BOSTON COLLEGE: Northern Illinois/Holy Cross/at Army/UConn
 
 
BIG TEN
Quite often the poster child of exemplary non-league scheduling, the Big Ten this year has really dumbed things down. Seven teams have scheduled FCS opponents, one has zero Power 5 foes and just one faces two teams from a Power 5 league. Bravo, Big Ten -- you've stopped pretending that you at least wanted to be challenged in the early portion of the season. Now it's simply a walkthrough.

BEST NON-CONFERENCE GAME
Ohio State at Notre Dame
SNEAKY GOOD NON-CONFERENCE GAME
Eastern Michigan at Minnesota
REALLY A BIG 12 NON-CONFERENCE GAME
Nebraska at Colorado
RIVALRY RENEWED NON-CONFERENCE GAME
West Virgina at Penn State (played every season from 1947-1992, but not since).
 
1 PURDUE: at Virginia Tech/Syracuse/Fresno State
2 MINNESOTA: Eastern Michigan/at North Carolina/Louisiana
3 IOWA: Utah State/at Iowa State/Western Michigan
4 WISCONSIN: Buffalo/at Washington State/Georgia Southern
5 OHIO STATE: Youngstown State/Western Kentucky/at Notre Dame
6 MICHIGAN STATE: Central Michigan/Richmond/Washington
7 NEBRASKA: at Colorado/Northern Illinois/Louisiana Tech
8 ILLINOIS: Toledo/at Kansas/Florida Atlantic
9 MICHIGAN: E Carolina/UNLV/Bowling Green
10 PENN STATE: West Virginia/Delaware/UMass
11 MARYLAND: Towson/Charlotte/Virginia
12 RUTGERS: Temple/Virginia Tech/Wagner
13 INDIANA: Indiana State/vs Louisville/Akron
14 NORTHWESTERN: UTEP/at Duke/Howard
 
BIG 12
Much like the Big Ten, the Big 12 isn't doing much to strain itself during the non-league portion of the schedule. Only two teams aren't facing an FCS foe, and many aren't even leaving their home state in September. There is the marquee matchup of Texas at Alabama, and a couple of other intriguing contests (Utah at Baylor, Colorado at TCU and West Virginia at Penn State and home to Pitt), but there aren't a whole lot of "wow, that's a doozy!" occasions on the 2023 slate.

Bonus points to new member Houston, which plays only in-state non-league games, and soon-to-be-departing staple Oklahoma, which makes the grueling two hour drive to Tulsa but otherwise has the comforts of home early in the season. Nice job, guys.
 
BEST NON-CONFERENCE GAME
Texas at Alabama
SNEAKY GOOD NON-CONFERENCE GAME 
Troy at Kansas State
BIG 8 REVISITED NON CONFERENCE GAME
SMU at Oklahoma
DO WE GET POINTS FOR THIS FLIGHT? NON-CONFERENCE GAME
UCF at Boise State

1 TEXAS: Rice/at Alabama/Wyoming
2 WEST VIRGINIA: at Penn State/Duquesne/Pittsburgh
3 BAYLOR: Texas State/Utah/Long Island
4 TEXAS TECH: at Wyoming/Oregon/Tarleton State
5 OKLAHOMA: Arkansas State/SMU/at Tulsa
6 TCU: Colorado/Nicholls/SMU
7 IOWA STATE: Northern Iowa/Iowa/at Ohio
8 KANSAS STATE: SE Missouri/Troy/at Missouri
9 CINCINNATI: Eastern Kentucky/at Pittsburgh/Miami Ohio
10 UCF: Kent State/at Boise State/Villanova
11 KANSAS: Missouri State/Illinois/at Nevada
12 HOUSTON: UTSA/at Rice/Sam Houston
13 OKLAHOMA STATE: Central Arkansas/at Arizona State/South Alabama
14 BRIGHAM YOUNG: Sam Houston/Southern Utah/at Arkansas
 
 
PAC-12
If the Pac-12 is going away -- and that looks to be the case given the panic that has set in among admins trying frantically to get a television deal -- at least it will go down swinging. 
 
Numerous league teams have taken it upon themselves to schedule premier out of conference matchups, so there will be plenty of chances for attention in 2023. Three teams have even decided to schedule only FBS teams, which is a victory itself. Utah and USC will be tested this season, and Coach Prime will also have time in the spotlight as his Buffs face CFP participant TCU right out of the box.
 
BEST NON-CONFERENCE GAME
USC at Notre Dame
SNEAKY GOOD NON-CONFERENCE GAME
Arizona at Mississippi State
WE AREN'T THE HOME TEAM? NON-CONFERENCE GAME
Cal at North Texas
AM I IN THE RIGHT LOCKER ROOM? NON-CONFERENCE GAME
Sacramento State at Stanford (Cards first-year coach Troy Taylor came from Sac State)
 
1 UTAH: Florida/at Baylor/Weber State
2 USC: San Jose State/Nevada/at Notre Dame
3 COLORADO: at TCU/Nebraska/Colorado State
4 WASHINGTON: Boise State/Tulsa/at Michigan State
5 UCLA: Coastal Carolina/at San Diego State/North Carolina Central
6 OREGON STATE: at San Jose State/UC Davis/San Diego State
7 ARIZONA STATE: Southern Utah/Oklahoma State/Fresno State
8 ARIZONA: Northern Arizona/at Mississippi State/UTEP
9 STANFORD: at Hawaii/Sacramento State/Notre Dame
10 OREGON: Portland State/at Texas Tech/Hawaii
11 WASHINGTON STATE: at Colorado State/Wisconsin/Northern Colorado
12 CALIFORNIA: at North Texas/Auburn/Idaho

SOUTHEASTERN CONFERENCE
While there definitely are some intriguing matchups in the SEC, most of it is the usual lower-rung cannon fodder that dots schedules each season. The obligatory FCS game -- almost always late in the season -- is still there, and there seems to be even more detail paid to putting Group of Five teams that finished near the bottom of their conference on the slate.
 
Special mention goes to Auburn, which has UMass, maybe THE worst team in FBS, Cal, which won four games last season and may not be much better this season, and New Mexico State, which is perennially bad but had a resurgence under Jerry Kill and won seven games in 2022. At least their FCS foe, Samford, was a top 10 team.
 
BEST NON-CONFERENCE GAME
LSU vs Florida State
SNEAKY GOOD NON-CONFERENCE GAME 
Ole Miss at Tulane
HEATED RIVALRY NON-CONFERENCE GAME
Kansas State at Missouri
LET'S SCHEDULE A NOON KICKOFF NON-CONFERENCE GAME
Hawaii at Vanderbilt

1 FLORIDA: at Utah/McNeese/Charlotte/Florida State
2 SOUTH CAROLINA: vs North Carolina/Furman/Jacksonville State/Clemson
3 MISSOURI: South Dakota/Middle Tennessee/Kansas State/vs Memphis
4 LSU: vs Florida State/Grambling State/Army/Georgia State
5 ALABAMA: Middle Tennessee/Texas/at South Florida/Chattanooga
6 MISSISSIPPI STATE: SE Louisiana/Arizona/Western Michigan/Southern Miss
7 TENNESSEE: vs Virginia/Austin Peay/UTSA/UConn
8 OLE MISS: Mercer/at Tulane/Georgia Tech/Louisiana-Monroe
9 GEORGIA: UT-Martin/Ball State/UAB/Georgia Tech
10 VANDERBILT: Hawaii/Alabama A&M/at Wake Forest/at UNLV
11 KENTUCKY: Ball State/Eastern Kentucky/Akron/at Louisville
12 ARKANSAS: Western Carolina/Kent State/Brigham Young/FIU
13 TEXAS A&M: New Mexico/at Miami/Louisiana-Monroe/Abilene Christian
14 AUBURN: UMass/at Cal/Samford/New Mexico State
 
 

Saturday, February 11, 2023

THE NAME GAME

"The inheritance of a distinguished and noble name is a proud inheritance to him who lives worthily of it" -- British writer Charles Caleb Colton

Indeed, having a distinguished -- dare we say, cool? -- name can definitely make a person stand out in a crowd, and it's even better if they can have some spotlight and fame. One of the favorite parts of college football for many is recruiting, sometimes to the point where it supersedes what happens on the field. 

Websites and old-school newsletter gurus are quick to grade recruiting hauls each year, with the same cast of characters at or near the top. That’s all fine and good, though a tad silly to rate a class when none of the players have so much as set foot on a collegiate gridiron. It’s why all of those rankings should be taken with a grain of skepticism.

While ranking the best classes and players is actually better done after two or three seasons, ranking the best names each year can be done almost immediately because they aren’t going to change. I have always been fascinated by cool names, going back to the 1970s when Oklahoma had Elvis Peacock and Nebraska had I.M. Hipp and Alabama had Major Ogilvie, moving into the 1980s with Lawyer Tillman at Auburn and into the early 2000s with D'Brickashaw Ferguson at Virginia and I-Perfection Harris at Georgia Tech (among many others, in all decades). Cool names have always been a thing for me, which is why I always scour the Signing Day lists to find out which will stand out above all others.

I mean, where is the excitement in "Tom Smith with the reception!?" There isn't any. It sounds like every other play. But change it to "Plaxico Burress with the grab!" or "Pierre Garcon is the man of the hour!" and it excites you. Doesn't it?

There will be two sections to this endeavor: breaking players into groups based on names, and then the overall best names by position (two at each spot, or three if the name pool is deeper).

CATEGORIES

BIBLICAL SCHOLARS: DB Genesis Smith and LB Leviticus Su’a (both Arizona), and DL Messiah Blair (Eastern Michigan)

ALL OVER THE MAP: QB Indiana Wijay (Houston), TE Lafayette Kauiway (TCU), LB Houston Hendrix (Air Force), DB Harlem Howard (Oregon State), DB Montana Warren (Arizona State), ATH Journey McKoy (Nevada)

TOP GUN-NERS: DL Maverick Noonan (Nebraska) and LB K’Vion Thunderbird (Arizona State)

I WANT MY MTV: OL De’Eric MISTER (Minnesota) and DB MISTER Clark (FIU), with guitar solos by DB SANTANA Banner (Northern Illinois)

ROYALTY: DB King Mack (Penn State) and DL Princewill Umanmielen (Maryland)

TOOLBOX GUYS: OLs Hannes Hammer (Virginia Tech) and Patrick Screws (Georgia Tech)

MONEY MEN: QB Cash Turner (South Alabama) and DL Blake Purchase (Oregon)

THE GREAT OUTDOORS: DBs River Hanson (Duke) and Canyon Moses (Arizona)

AT THE ZOO: OL Rhino Tapaatoutai (Arizona) and WR Tiger Bachmeier (Stanford)

NOW YOU SEE HIM, NOW YOU DON’T: ATH Dash Dorsey (Kent State)

OCCUPATIONAL TRAINING: ATHs Mikal Harrison-Pilot (Houston) and Judge Collier (South Carolina)

NIL DEAL WITH DRAFT KINGS/FANDUEL: DB Zyeir Gamble (Appalachian State)

With that out of the way, it is now time to present the best names of the 2023 college football recruiting cycle. 

                              2023 COLLEGE FOOTBALL RECRUITING ALL-NAME TEAM

OFFENSE

QB Keldric Luster/SMU; Jax Leatherwood/Nevada;

RB Raydrian McKneely/Memphis; Zakkarii Black/Utah State;

RB Jakivion Calip/Central Michigan; Qu’Ran Gossett/UTEP;

WR Jaquaize Pettaway/Oklahoma; Daquayvious Sorey/Auburn

WR Yazeed Haynes/Georgia; Vandrevius Jacobs/Florida State

WR Cataurus Hicks/Louisville; Shatavious Hogan/Central Michigan

TE   Rowdy Beers/FIU (Captain, for now and all time as the greatest name ever for college, and college football); Exavious Reed/Southern Miss

OL Zalance Heard/LSU; Chimdy Onoh/Penn State

OL Madden Sanker/Louisville; Deandre Duffus/Maryland

OL RyQueze McElderry/Alabama; Knijeah Harris/Florida

OL Jatavius Shivers/South Carolina; Chrisdasson Saint-Jean/Florida Atlantic

OL Obadiah Obasuyi/NC State; Landry Cannon/Tulane

DEFENSE

DL Adepoju Adebawore; Oklahoma; Yhonzae Pierre/Alabama; Bai Jobe/Michigan State;

DL Boubacar Traore/Notre Dame; Chandavian Bradley/Tennessee; Tell Wade/Wyoming

DL Collins Acheampong/Miami; Stephiylan Green/Clemson; Monteque Rhames/South Carolina

DL My’Keil Gardner/Oregon; Aymeric Koumba/Michigan; Deijon Laffitte/USC

LB Suntarine Perkins/Ole Miss; Stanquan Clark/Louisville

LB Victory Johnson/Colorado; Blesyng Alualu-Tuiolemotu/UNLV

LB Latreveon McCutchin/Houston; Brayshawn Littlejohn/Missouri

DB MarJayveous Moss/Memphis; Jshawn Frausto-Ramos/Stanford; Sailasa Vadrawale/California;

DB Diesel Gordon/Washington; Zion Gunn/Purdue; Rushaun Tongue/Wake Forest;

DB Lamodrick Spencer/SMU; Syncere Safeeullah/Nebraska; Ah’Marion Ashley/Fresno State

DB DaKaari Nelson/Penn State; Randon Fontanelle/TCU; Watts McBride/Iowa

DB Zahbari Sandy/South Carolina; Cruce Brookins/Pittsburgh; Kadiyon Sweat/Utah State

FCS REPRESENTATIVE: DB Dude Person/Central Arkansas

SPECIALISTS

PK Jackson Kleather/Bowling Green

 P  Hudson Kaak/Oklahoma State

ATH Micah Tease/Texas A&M; Quindarrius Jones/Florida State; Desirrio Riles/Indiana; TyLyric Coleman/Virginia

QUICK NOTE: All-name recruiting teams are something I have done since the early 1990s when I worked full time for Buckeye Sports Bulletin, covering Ohio State and Big Ten recruiting. I was always fascinated by cool names, and started out with just the best of the Big Ten before branching out and looking at all FBS teams and their signees. As far as I know, no one has been doing this longer – though if they have I would love to see some of their choices.

What are some of your favorites, from this year and all-time?